Monday, December 04, 2006

Infinite wisdom

God, if you help me to get an A on my Latin exam in an hour, I'll do anything.*

*This reminds me. When I was a little kid I played soccer and was a goalie. En outre, when I was little I had a bladder problem, wet beds and the whole deal. Every soccer game, without fail, I would be standing around at the goal and would suddenly have to pee. Really bad. I would prance around and do the pee-pee dance and pray to God that if He would only keep me from pissing myself I would do anything He asked of me. I would be a good person. Missionary? No problem. This always seemed to happen when I was playing hide-and-seek, as well. As soon as I got in the best damn hiding spot ever I would have to pee.

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