Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dear Québec

The future of your precious language is in danger! I'm going to master her completely, make her my bitch. I'll force her to do unspeakably dirty things. You won't even be able to recognize her. Fair warning.

Love,
Matthew

2 comments:

Danica said...

And I'm going to videotape it.

Matthew said...

I'd prefer it if you got in on the action yourself.