Sunday, August 26, 2007

Medium gangster

"You got your bitches and you got your hoes,
but motherfuckers can't front on these Nascar clothes." - Matthew, in bed

"I was brushing my teeth
when my dick got hard.
I said, 'Bitch where you at?!'
She said, 'I'm out in the yard!'" - Shawn, at Thanksgiving last year

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