Saturday, February 24, 2007

Mary Poppins pooped on my lawn

For the last few days, I've had Cat Stevens' Longer Boats in my head, except I don't know all the words, so I make them up. As usual, my lyrics include the word "poop." In this case, the line that Stevens intended to be "I don't want no god on my lawn / Just a flower I can help along" becomes "Mary Poppins pooped on my lawn / And said, 'Here's a beer for you to sip upon.'" At first, it was Danger Kitty instead of Mary Poppins making an appearance in the song, but I like the latter better... for this song, anyway.

I'm not going to blog anymore until Matt cleans the cat box two times (not on the same day, lazyhead).

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Consumer madness

I am in love with this sweater, but it's costs $650. Why???