Mary Poppins pooped on my lawn

For the last few days, I've had Cat Stevens' Longer Boats in my head, except I don't know all the words, so I make them up. As usual, my lyrics include the word "poop." In this case, the line that Stevens intended to be "I don't want no god on my lawn / Just a flower I can help along" becomes "Mary Poppins pooped on my lawn / And said, 'Here's a beer for you to sip upon.'" At first, it was Danger Kitty instead of Mary Poppins making an appearance in the song, but I like the latter better... for this song, anyway.

I'm not going to blog anymore until Matt cleans the cat box two times (not on the same day, lazyhead).

Consumer madness

I am in love with this sweater, but it's costs $650. Why???